n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via thefuuuucomics)



celestialdefender:


"I read you loud and clear"

celestialdefender:

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"I read you loud and clear"

(via booeater)



rydenarmani:

rydenarmani:

i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.

there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide

(via nekocrouton)


adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

(via prguitarman)


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lucky-acnl:

I MADE THIS AT 2AM AND FORGOT ABOUT IT AHAHAHA

lucky-acnl:

I MADE THIS AT 2AM AND FORGOT ABOUT IT AHAHAHA

(via elixirfischer)


youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

(via prguitarman)


tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

(via prguitarman)